Thursday, February 19, 2009

A Few Thoughts on Drugs

Believe it or not, I've been too busy this week to internally lecture non-existing progeny. So I'll do a quickie post on drugs:

1) Here's the thing, we don't want you to turn out to be an angry drunkard just because you developed bizarre convictions about what other people do with their spare time. See Fig. 1.


Fig. 1

2) Ask your Grandma Robyn - she was a hippie in art school during the 60's. She can provide you with a myriad of vivid descriptions of various illegal experiences. Hopefully, this will weird you out enough that drugs don't become an issue.

3) If your grades slip and/or you start acting like an ass, I will ship you off to work in the poppy fields of Afghanistan. Britney Spears has sufficiently demonstrated that Hotel Rehab just doesn't work.

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