Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Relationship Advice #1

Dear Outcome-of-the-Fastest-Strongest-Sperm ,
Here is a little sub-series of advice for you when you are grown up, out of our house, and engaging in a romantic relationship out of our sight.

Tell your partner what you want.
No one is telepathic, but if your partner is telepathic then they can use a reminder.
Case in point:

4:09 PM
me: [jewelry link] what do you think?
Jonathan: kinda nice...
me: you don't want to buy for me?
Jonathan: heh
too feminine
me: but it's for me
why don't you like necklace
Jonathan: I like it... not great though... very ornate
me: SO YOU WON'T BUY FOR ME
Jonathan: do yooooooo like it?
me: YES
Jonathan: hahahaha
really?
ok
me: YES
HULK WIFE WANT NECKLACE
Jonathan: hahahaha