On Puberty*

Blech. Man, you are awkward to look at.

Basically, you used to look like this:


Now you look like this:


Eventually, you will look like this:


Since your father won't let me send you off to boarding school until your pimples clear (although I said it will be like Hogwarts), take your gangly limbs to your room and read this book:


What's that you say? You're a boy and don't have your period? Well, go away and read it anyway. We don't allow chauvinism in this family.

*I may need to edit this entry before you learn to read.